Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Quackwalrus... is not amused

It's my site: I'll mix as many damn memes as I want to!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

There is no spoon...

No site dedicated to quacks, crackpots and charlatans would be complete without a visit from the Amazing Israeli Spoon-Bender, and here he is!

(I have twelve thousand lawyers on standby.)

Submitted by Heraldis - nice one!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Lassie is yesterday's news

Alright, so it isn't a LOLquack but when did that ever matter? Go to Cectic to read more - you won't regret it!

Monday, October 22, 2007

I'm sensing a disturbance in... your wallet

Submitted by Persiflage

When I get that feelin', I want... Reiki healing!

Submitted by lecarnardnoir - thanks!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Hang on... HOW toxic are you?!

Ah, the lovely Sarah Beeny - SHE knows what's good for you, and it's everything "natural" and honest, rather than those nasty man-made chemicals that are making us all so toxic. So, party on down with the herbs and stay away from the chemicals; I've got a nice aloe-vera-and-aconite face cream waiting just for you...

Submitted by domino

You are feeling verrrrry... gullible....

Submitted by grumpyolddog - and destined to become a classic, I feel.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Doctor... Who?

Notadoctor Gillian McKeith: she provides us with so much innocent amusement that it's almost possible to forgive her for being an utter menace to the public understanding of science.

Almost, but not quite.

Submitted by "Emmer" - not a bad first effort, I'm sure you'll agree!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Neither hide nor hair

Submitted by the inimitable Dr. Danny Chrastina

You've all thought it, you know you have...

Submitted by vbloke, who clearly has a stronger stomach than most.

Actually, whilst I'd like to pretend to be dreadfully disapproving, I tried this on Day One but discovered my photoshop skillz weren't up to the jobbie! Fair play to vbloke for pipping me to the proverbial.

Hi everybody!

Submitted by Troubled Joe - keep 'em coming, folks!

I can't *believe* I never thought of using Dr. Nick Riviera... I will leave a reasonable interval before stealing this idea and captioning him myself!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Truth in advertising

Patrick Holford should need no introduction; but just in case he does, look here for the relevant story and here for all the background you'll ever need!
Submitted by Persiflage

Busy doin' nothin', busy the whole day through...

Submitted by Dr. Danny Chrastina - thanks!

Gone on to serve a higher power...

Yet another off-topic opportunity just too damn good to miss!
Submitted by Persiflage

One was so small, it was no cure at all...

Submitted by Andrew Clegg of the forum

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Kinesiology: a genuinely ancient art...

Submitted by Persiflage

Needles and pins...

It's a pity, but what with the compression, the needle wasn't visible in the image... Anyone out there want to volunteer image-wrangling services? It's not like you'd be putting anything into the picture that wasn't already there!
Submitted by Persiflage

Papal inflatability...

Alright, so it's not on topic and it isn't even the right damn meme, but I simply couldn't resist!

Edit: Posted @ loltheist - w00t!

Makin' ur kidz clevuh

Ah, fish oil, is there anything it can't do?

Actually, yes

Submitted by Andrew Clegg

Krugel and unusual punishment

Danie Krugel invented a wonderful "matter orientation system machine", operating on the principle of quantum sciencey things and powered by a battery hidden in his moustache, which can find anybody anywhere in the world with nothing but a DNA sample of some kind. It's really, really true. Most recently, he has been sticking his nose into the Madeleine McCann case. I expect he'll feature here really quite a lot, particularly if anyone can find any new photos of him...

Submitted by Andrew Clegg of the forums - thanks Andrew!

Makin u feel bettuh

Dr. Edward Bach...

He made flower remedies, but d'you know what? In a clinically-conducted trial survey questionnaire study carried out by top sciency people, it was revealed that not one single flower ever got better as a result!

So with no further ado - and thanks to grumpyolddog - lolquacks presents:

Monday, October 15, 2007

Royal blues...

Submitted by grumpyoldddog


Submitted by Gimpy of the forums

I'm feeling better already!

Eating healthily is FUN!

Evil Wireless Death Rays (TM) are coming for you!

No, Gillian, you can't...

Good old Sam Hahnemann - where would we be without him?